Publications
How to Find a Farm Wife, my debut novel, was published in 2020. It is available on Amazon.com as a Kindle eBook and as a printed book. It's a romantic comedy, and I guarantee that it's packed with sophomoric humor. Also, it's the greatest novel ever written, although I don't guarantee that.
John Kramer is a fifth-generation Kansas farmer. While attending college, he asks Jill Rabinovich out on a date, and the two of them quickly fall in love. But their relationship faces several daunting challenges. He is a rural Republican, and she is a suburban Democrat. He is Catholic, and she is Jewish. He wants her to become his farm wife, but she wants to move to L.A. after finishing her Bachelor’s degree in theater, in order to jump start her careers in stand-up comedy and acting. Is their relationship doomed? Or will they somehow manage to clear these hurdles, and achieve a happily-ever-after ending?
This novel contains a lot of profanities and crude sexual humor, so I don't recommend it for readers under the age of eighteen. It also includes a lot of divisive political rhetoric, so both conservatives and liberals need to be thick-skinned. But hopefully, readers from all tribes will find the love story to be charming and endearing.
John Kramer is a fifth-generation Kansas farmer. While attending college, he asks Jill Rabinovich out on a date, and the two of them quickly fall in love. But their relationship faces several daunting challenges. He is a rural Republican, and she is a suburban Democrat. He is Catholic, and she is Jewish. He wants her to become his farm wife, but she wants to move to L.A. after finishing her Bachelor’s degree in theater, in order to jump start her careers in stand-up comedy and acting. Is their relationship doomed? Or will they somehow manage to clear these hurdles, and achieve a happily-ever-after ending?
This novel contains a lot of profanities and crude sexual humor, so I don't recommend it for readers under the age of eighteen. It also includes a lot of divisive political rhetoric, so both conservatives and liberals need to be thick-skinned. But hopefully, readers from all tribes will find the love story to be charming and endearing.
